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May. 11th, 2022 05:51 pmCelestial Afterglow by elanor_pam [The Scum Villain's Self Saving System] |
Platonic Cuddling (ART) by EliWren [Rigel Black Chronicles] |
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do not envy the roots that hold you down by eccentrick [Modao Zushi] |
Tell me you love me, it's all I need. by ThisB_tchEmpty [Stranger Things] |
I've seen your face before, my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am by HMSLusitania [Stranger Things] |
The Web of Fate by Aisu [Deltarune/The Magnus Archives] |
Spread your Wings by Araceil [The Scum Villain's Self Saving System] |
A Child Once by Tossawary [The Scum Villain's Self Saving System] |
Character Optimisation by esama [The Scum Villain's Self Saving System] |
a variable star by twigcollins [Star Wars] |
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Curses and Blessings by greygerbil [Modao Zushi] |
Relentless by nirejseki [Modao Zushi] |
Star of the Masquerade by glorious_spoon [Stranger Things] |
Got Without Merit by nirejseki [Modao Zushi] |
The Moon Laughs by Lady_Origami [The Umbrella Academy] |
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Relentless (53654 words) by nirejseki
Chapters: 13/17
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lán Qǐrén/Wēn Ruòhán, Sect Leader Niè/Wēn Ruòhán, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén & Lán Qǐrén & Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wēn Cháo & Wēn Níng | Wēn Qiónglín & Wēn Qíng & Wēn Ruòhán & Wēn Xù
Characters: Lán Qǐrén, Wēn Ruòhán, Wēn Cháo (Módào Zǔshī), Wēn Xù (Módào Zǔshī), Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wēn Níng | Wēn Qiónglín, Wēn Qíng (Módào Zǔshī), Sect Leader Niè (Módào Zǔshī), Gūsū Lán Disciple(s) (Módào Zǔshī)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Education, Kidnapping, Backstory, it's like Jane Eyre except you kidnap the governness, Wen Ruohan backstory, Lán Qǐrén Is So Done, overworked Lan Qiren, Lan Sect internal issues, Wen Ruohan sanity issues, Dyslexia, Autistic Character, Asexual Character, not necessarily sex-repulsed, suicide threat, Attempted Sexual Assault, Corporal Punishment, canon typical views of discipline
Series: Part 7 of Lan Qiren fics
Summary:
“Why are we even here?” Wen Xu groused.
“Yeah! That’s right! Why are we here?” Wen Chao immediately chimed, very obviously taking his cues from his elder brother – much to the latter’s irritation, judging by his immediate scowl.
Lan Qiren knew that he needed to pick his next words very carefully. With recalcitrant students, a teacher only had a few opportunities to really connect with them. If he allowed them to dismiss him or categorize him as an enemy at this early stage, it would be an incredibly uphill battle to gain enough respect in order to teach them anything, and in this case, given the strength of their background and the fact that this little teaching session was both likely to be short and definitely completely unauthorized, it would quite possibly make it completely impossible to ever get through to them.
“You are here,” Lan Qiren said solemnly, each word slow and thoughtful, “because your father is an ass.”
(a story of kidnapping and falling in love, reluctantly)
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Spread your Wings (42424 words) by Araceil
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Original Shěn Qīngqiū/Tiānláng-jūn, Tiānláng-jūn & Zhúzhī-láng
Characters: Original Shěn Qīngqiū, Tiānláng-jūn, Zhúzhī-láng
Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Adventure, Drama, Humour, Romance, shen jiu happiness agenda, timetravel, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Rebirth and Reincarnation, alternative universe - everyone lives/nobody dies, This is not always a good thing, Everyone remembers SVSSS, Everyone remembers PIDW, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, mostly comfort, Shen Jiu Letting Go of Resentment, Moving On, Crafter Shen Jiu, Rogue Cultivator Shen Jiu, Historical Inaccuracies, but less than you'd think, Gremlin Tiānláng-jūn, Long Suffering Zhuzhi-lang, Himbo Tiānláng-jūn, Demon Lord Tianlang-Jun, (Not as dumb as he pretends to be)
Summary:
When Shen Jiu opened his eyes, once again staring at the detestable ceiling of the woodshed within the Qiu Estate, he decided to live for himself. He got to his feet, shook off his shackles, and walked away from his nightmares, his hatreds, his resentments, and all the people who ever wronged him. He walked away from all of it. From promises broken, from people who betrayed him, from a life he had never wanted, and from a life that had never wanted him.
In one lifetime he had been a lowly, greedy, grasping creature. Consuming everything around him, ugly, small, and pathetic.
In his second lifetime his body had been stolen from him, and he lurked in the back of himself, watching as his body was puppeted, as his life was stolen.
In this life, he vowed not to make the same mistakes. In this life, he would be free. He would throw off the shell of Shen Qingqiu, Shen Jiu, and find freedom.
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do not envy the roots that hold you down (12148 words) by eccentrick
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn & Wēn Qíng, Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī & Wēn Qíng, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī & Wēn Qíng, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
Characters: Wēn Qíng (Módào Zǔshī), Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Lán Jǐngyí
Additional Tags: Found Family, Brother-Sister Relationships, Reincarnation, Wen Qing wasn't given Meng Po's soup, Reunions, awkward cousins lwj and wq, wen qing is a creepy child, Grief/Mourning, Trauma, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Rebirth, Soul-Searching, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Guilt
Summary:
Reincarnated as a Lan, Wen Qing lives as best she can with the knowledge—and pain—of her past life. The balance she finds is disrupted when an unfamiliar face hides a not-so-unfamiliar heart.
Wen Qing, now known as Lan Ming, is a stoic child but never sulky. She's praised for her obedience and intelligence that far exceeds any of her peers. She's diligent and can already speak in full, clear sentences.
Her mother—a distant cousin of Hanguang Jun himself—finds her own child eerie.
When she falls, and red bleeds through the knees of her white robes, she doesn't cry. She simply stands and brushes herself off, then walks purposefully to the clinic. Lan Ming—or as she will always refer to herself, Wen Qing—will correct the healers as they gently cleanse her wound, as there is a much more effective disinfectant they can use.
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A Child Once (100695 words) by Tossawary
Chapters: 14/14
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Mòběi-jūn/Shàng Qīnghuá, Mòběi-jūn & Shàng Qīnghuá, Shàng Qīnghuá & Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Luò Bīnghé & Mòběi-jūn, Luò Bīnghé & Shàng Qīnghuá, Mòběi-jūn & Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū
Characters: Shàng Qīnghuá, Mòběi-jūn, Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Luò Bīnghé
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Airplane Extras (Scum Villain), Age Regression/De-Aging, Curses, Identity Reveal, Reveal, Transmigration Reveal, Character Study, Alternate Character Interpretation, Relationship Study, Character Development, Friendship/Love, Shàng Qīnghuá & Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū Friendship, Established Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Hurt Shàng Qīnghuá, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Unreliable Narrator, Canon-Typical Violence, Slow Build, POV Multiple, Kid Fic, Domestic Fluff, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Fluff without Plot
Series: Part 16 of Scum Villain Stories
Summary:
Shang Qinghua is cursed to become a child again, with no memory of Mobei-Jun or of his life in this world, and many long-held secrets come tumbling out for both transmigrators.
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Got Without Merit (2719 words) by nirejseki
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Lán Qǐrén, Jīn Guāngshàn, Jiāng Fēngmián, Wēn Ruòhán, Sect Leader Niè (Módào Zǔshī), Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Crack, Real Life Trolling, Everyone Is Having A Laugh At Jin Guangshan's Expense, And to Meng Yao's Benefit, Fix It, i guess
Series: Part 6 of Lan Qiren fics
Summary:
Jin Guangshan has a certain reputation when it comes to bastard children - a reputation he lives up to when Meng Yao arrives at, and is summarily thrown out of, Jinlin Tower.
Unfortunately for Jin Guangshan, his actions are witnessed by all the other sect leaders of the time...and Lan Qiren, at least, has some objections.
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The Web of Fate (1894 words) by Aisu
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Deltarune (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kris & Susie (Deltarune)
Characters: Kris (Deltarune), Susie (Deltarune), Jonathan Sims
Additional Tags: Statement Fic, oh thank god theres a tag for that, Arachnophobia, i am sorry to both fandoms
Summary:
Statement of Kris Dreemurr, concerning the appearance of 'strings'. Original statement given November 1st, 202X. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
Statement begins.
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Celestial Afterglow (21800 words) by elanor_pam
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū & Yuè Qīngyuán, Shàng Qīnghuá & Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū
Characters: Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Luò Bīnghé, Shàng Qīnghuá, Yuè Qīngyuán, Liǔ Qīnggē, System (Scum Villain), Qí Qīngqī
Additional Tags: background moshang if you squint, Altered Mental States, PIDW-related discussions of dub-con and non-con, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sort Of, Exhibitionism, sort of 2, Ritual Sex, sort of 3, i'm trying to cover all my bases but this is a weird fic, canon-typical bullshit, Body Horror, Multiple Orgasms, Coming Untouched, Coming In Pants, glowing, Accidental Voyeurism, Voyeurism, Competent Shàng Qīnghuá, Shàng Qīnghuá | Airplane Shooting Toward the Sky's Plot Devices, Heavy Drinking, Coping, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, Oblivious Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, yes he's oblivious to his own pining, what else would he be it's his baseline canon state, Pining Luò Bīnghé, thirsty binghe
Summary:
Shang Qinghua, also known as Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky, stared flatly at what had once been a field boasting near sect-level Feng Shui alignment, and the drowned, bloated remains of the Sun and Moon Dew Flower cuttings that had sprouted within it. Their plan was now quite literally a wash.
If only he could consult Cucumber Bro on how to save Cucumber Bro! But in the absence of Cucumber Bro, he could but rely on the one plot coupon the infamous Peerless Cucumber had ever applauded.
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Character Optimisation by esama
Fandom: Scum Villain's Self Saving System
Length: 11320 words, WIP
Pairings: Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū/Yuè Qīngyuán, Liǔ Qīnggē/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū
Series: Part 2 of Master of Dual Cultivation
Summary:
[Bonus mission, "Me, Myself and I" is now available. Would you like to activate the mission?]
Shen Qingqiu tries to sort himself out. Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge try to help.
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Curses and Blessings (7891 words) by greygerbil
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén/Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo/Niè Míngjué
Characters: Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo, Niè Míngjué, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Jīn Guāngshàn
Additional Tags: Mpreg, Developing Relationship, Finding Too Late That The Unknown Artifact You Touched Made You Gain A Womb And Become Impregnable, Secret pregnancy, Pregnant Sex, Impregnantion Kink
Summary:
Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue are confused that they have heard very little from their third sworn brother in a while. It turns out that Lan Xichen was busy with a topic that he was not sure how to speak about.
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The Moon Laughs (96084 words) by Lady_Origami
Chapters: 26/?
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Number Five | The Boy & The Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy & Klaus Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy & Ben Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy & Vanya Hargreeves
Characters: Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Klaus Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves, Cha-Cha (Umbrella Academy), Hazel (Umbrella Academy), The Handler (Umbrella Academy), Delores, Ben Hargreeves, Agnes Rofa, Leonard Peabody
Additional Tags: Panic Attacks, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Sibling Bonding, Coffee, Action/Adventure, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Everyone Needs A Hug, Time Loop, Groundhog Day, Self-Doubt, not really a fix-it, there's an underlying plot, Five has PTSD, Dysfunctional Family, Hurt/Comfort, Fights, Reginald Hargreeves' A+ Parenting, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Number Five | The Boy Needs A Hug, Number Five | The Boy Has Issues, Protective Ben Hargreeves, Protective Klaus Hargreeves
Series: Part 2 of The Sky Weeps
Summary:
After attempting to transport all of his siblings back in time, Five wakes up to a familiar scene. Again. And again. And again. He doesn't know why he keeps being transported back to the day of his father's funeral, but he is determined to not waste it now that he has the foresight to prevent the apocalypse. He just wished he didn't feel so alone doing it all over again.
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a variable star (122669 words) by twigcollins
Chapters: 22/?
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Jango Fett & Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Jaster Mereel
Characters: Jango Fett, Jaster Mereel, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Tor Vizsla, Cal Kestis, Trilla Suduri | Second Sister, Bo-Katan Kryze, Original Mandalorian Characters (Star Wars), Arla Fett
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Timeline What Timeline, Obi-Wan Kenobi Needs a Hug, Mandalorian Obi-Wan Kenobi, Sith Obi-Wan Kenobi, but only kinda, Mandalorian Civil War (Star Wars), what did you do Qui-Gon you gave it anxiety, mostly blaming yoda though, That's Not How The Force Works
Summary:
Pale gold eyes watch him quietly, but there’s no sneering malice, no delighted calculation. If anything, he looks… tired. Preoccupied. As if Jango is more of a trial to pass than a helpless prisoner to toy with.
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The Magician, The High Priestess, and The Hierophant (55 words) by Art Kosch
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos/Kevin/Cecil Palmer
Characters: Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Kevin (Welcome to Night Vale), Cecil Palmer
Additional Tags: Art, Unconventional Format, Tarot
Summary:
(Traditional Art)
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Water Closet by stillmadaboutpetra
Fandom: Stranger Things
Length: 52679 words, WIP
Pairing: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson
Summary:
Steve's heard that a lot of life changing conversations usually happen in the kitchen or on the porch, but in his experience, it's the bathroom.
5 conversations plus 1 that slowly put Steve, The Party, and their big mess of a family, back together.
FREE SPACE
I've seen your face before, my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am (26952 words) by HMSLusitania
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson
Characters: Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington, Robin Buckley, Nancy Wheeler, Dustin Henderson, Maxine "Max" Mayfield, Jonathan Byers, Will Byers, Eleven | Jane Hopper, Lucas Sinclair, Erica Sinclair, Mike Wheeler, Joyce Byers, Jim "Chief" Hopper, Barbara "Barb" Holland, Karen Wheeler, Wayne Munson
Additional Tags: Fix It, technically an everyone lives AU, Post Season 5 (spec), Post canon, post time travel, Underage Drinking, Recreational Drug Use, referenced period typical homophobia, Background slowburn Ronance, Steve Harrington Has a Bisexual Awakening, Everyone has so much trauma, Outsider POV (but the outsider is Eddie), in Hawkins the found family finds you
Summary:
At the end of it all, to fix everything, the Hawkins crew had to go back to 1983 and prevent the first gate from ever opening.
After that, they've got a chance to lead normal lives -- from November 1983 onward.
OR
Waking up to find out the government had busted a bunch of experimented-on kids out of Hawkins Lab over the weekend is somehow not the strangest thing that happens in Eddie Munson's junior year.
No, that's a toss up between being reverse-adopted by a party of middle schoolers and the fact Steve Harrington won't stop staring at him.
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Tell me you love me, it's all I need. (7660 words) by ThisB_tchEmpty
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington & The Party, Steve Harrington & Steve Harrington's Parents, Steve Harrington & Eddie Munson
Characters: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington's Parents, Dustin Henderson, Mike Wheeler, Nancy Wheeler, Eleven | Jane Hopper, Karen Wheeler, Lucas Sinclair, Maxine "Max" Mayfield, Robin Buckley, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Minor Will Byers/Mike Wheeler, Minor Joyce Byers/Jim "Chief" Hopper, Bisexual Steve Harrington, Past Steve Harrington/Nancy Wheeler, Steve Harrington-centric, Grief/Mourning, Crying, Minor Character Death, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Period-Typical Homophobia, None of these are like graphic but better safe then sorry, Most are one of sentences or a few sentences but not in detail, Steve Harrington Has Bad Parents, Post-Canon, Not all characters speak but are there, Mentioned Joyce Byers, Mentioned Jim "Chief" Hopper - Freeform, Original character is mentioned once
Series: Part 2 of Stranger Things Oneshots
Summary:
Steve isn’t sure what wakes him, his clock reads 8:43 which is twenty minutes before he’s supposed to be up to go and take the kids to the arcade for what must be the fourth time this week but it’s the middle of summer and everyone is back in Hawkins for the first time since the Byers left for Cali so he supposes they’re just excited to spend time together again.
He stays laying for a moment, to see if it was anything particular. The house is as silent as it always is, his parents are rarely back anymore and the silence has become almost as comforting as it is daunting.
Just as he’s about to decide that it wasn’t anything, there’s a crash from the kitchen that has Steve up and out of bed, grabbing his nail-covered bat and sneaking as quietly and quickly as he can towards the noise. He doesn’t know what it could be, there’s a long list of Upside Down related stuff he hopes it isn’t, it’s too early for that. He’s getting too old for that.
He’s just shy of being seen from whoevers there in the kitchen but close enough that he can still see in, it says enough that he’s shocked to see his own mother in her own house.
Or
Steves dad dies and he deals with all that.
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Platonic Cuddling (ART) (4 words) by EliWren
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Rigel Black Chronicles - murkybluematter
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arcturus Rigel "Archie" Black & Harriet Potter | Rigel Black, Arcturus Rigel "Archie" Black/Hermione Granger, Harriet Potter | Rigel Black & Hermione Granger
Characters: Harriet Potter | Rigel Black, Hermione Granger, Arcturus Rigel "Archie" Black
Additional Tags: Inspired by The Rigel Black Chronicles, Art
Summary:
Art remix of "Part of the Family" by Quihi. Harry, Archie and Hermione sleeping in same bed
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Star of the Masquerade (64826 words) by glorious_spoon
Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson, Eddie Munson & The Party
Characters: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Robin Buckley, Dustin Henderson, Lucas Sinclair, Erica Sinclair, Maxine "Max" Mayfield, Nancy Wheeler, Jason Carver, Eleven | Jane Hopper
Additional Tags: Time Loop, Fix-It, Canon-Typical Violence, Temporary Character Death, Angst with a Happy Ending, First Kiss, Getting Together, Internalized Homophobia, Eddie Munson Lives, (eventually) - Freeform, Minor Robin Buckley/Nancy Wheeler
Summary:
Steve jerks awake, sitting up so quickly that Robin almost topples over and staring wildly around the room. When his gaze lands on Eddie, he blanches visibly.
“Oh, shit,” he mutters. “Come on, no. Come on. Not again.”
“Harrington?” Eddie asks slowly. He does not love the way that Steve is staring at him right now. He really doesn’t. Steve looks like he’s staring at a ghost, a bloodied monster, like Eddie is something that should not exist in the light of day. “You good, dude?”